I saw you yesterday as
you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As
a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before
going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about
you! I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your
way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been
going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter
of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get
even with God. He kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you
as long as possible to pay Him back. You see Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and
HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life
to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll
be together twice. This will really hurt God, thanks to you.
I'm really showing Him
who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had... We
have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying,
stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating,
telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back-stabbing people, disrespecting
old people and those in leadership positions. NO respect for the
church, bad attitudes... Surely, you don't want to give all of this
up. Come on Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot
plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most
of your foolish life. You are so gullible. I laugh at you. When you
are tempted to sin, you give in. HA, HA, HA!
You make me sick. Sin
is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older.
I need new blood, so go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, over indulge in alcoholic, drugs, lie,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, be prideful (remember that's why
God kicked me out of Heaven ). Do all of this in the presence of
children and they will do it, too. Kids are like that.
Well Fool, I have to
let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you
again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your
sins, accept Jesus as your savior and live for God with what little
bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone,
but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit
ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...It's just that
you'd make a better fool for Christ. Your partner in crime, SATAN
PS: And if you really
love me, you won't share this letter with anyone!